1 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,359 - Screwdriver! - Here, Petter. 2 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,479 - We have to hurry, Petter. - We're running out of time. 3 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:21,559 The Turbinator! If it works, I will patent it. 4 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,679 - Then we can make a hell of a lot of money. - Petter can. He invented it. 5 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,559 Now they must be here soon, 15 seconds... 6 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,239 Get the cart out, then! 7 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:49,399 Mee. 8 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,639 Come on! 9 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,839 Kids and fuss... 10 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,239 And there goes the start. 11 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:30,679 There is smoke coming out of the car... There the brake screens stick out. 12 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,599 Calm down, Petter. There are 4 weeks until the finals. 13 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,879 And we have to win that final. I bet ten thousand with the Swedes. 14 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:43,359 - Ten thousand! Where do you get them from? - From the Swedes, right! 15 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:51,399 I can't trust you for a second! A single day... 16 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:56,199 - I carried her after all... - You let her go with her diaper full! 17 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,399 Of course you had to come the five minutes i wasn't good. 18 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:04,879 - Can you take care of her for a whole week? - I have taken time off, I... 19 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,519 After all, we have asked to be freed from it the exercise because we have so much to do. 20 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:14,039 - Are you going to Home Guard training? - Yes. We have asked to be released. 21 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:19,919 We get time off every year. We say we have lots to do. That's why we let go! 22 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:26,159 - You sent the application, Kai? - Yes, yes ... Take it easy, Petter. 23 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,719 No, now it's lunch. 24 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,559 Well, you're trying nuts? 25 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,199 Remember that with any nut a mother-in-law follows. 26 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:32,159 The big HM practice in Østfold will be more extensive than previously announced. 27 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,479 Norwegian forces - 28 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,599 - as well as a larger American force taking part in the largest exercise yet... 29 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,559 I am happy with that exercise I am not involved. 30 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,079 What are you doing here? 31 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:51,679 - It's our lunch room. - not according to the information board! 32 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,999 Now listen up guys. 33 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,999 Do you think I bought this? for fun? 34 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:06,479 As co-owner and sales manager, I have to mourn for the company to increase its efficiency. 35 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:12,079 With such a simple information system like this, know us in management - 36 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,079 - where the staff are at all times. Right, Edgar? 37 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,279 But is it like being outside and be in there, right? 38 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:25,319 In relation to being outside, you are inside. If Kari gets a phone call, she can look here. 39 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:30,159 - I'm not out if I sit in there? - No, I'm out when I'm out. 40 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,079 Then I'm out, Kari. 41 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,559 Kai moved the piece to "out" before entering, so we know he's not in. 42 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,319 We don't have to go out there to see it. 43 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:55,479 He was in the room when you came, but if you hadn't been here... 44 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,799 ...then we would have been out there, and saw him when we came in here. 45 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,799 Out! It's out in here. 46 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,079 This makes me very nervous. 47 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,199 - Edgar! There are some who... - Get out again! 48 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,639 - lnn. - Huh? 49 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,519 Use the calling. I spent a lot of money on this. 50 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:19,159 We could use the money on a new coffee maker instead. 51 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,919 Edgar, there are some cellar teachers from the military police here! 52 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:39,999 - You were supposed to meet for HM practice yesterday. - But we did apply for an exemption. 53 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:46,199 - Nothing about it here. - Doesn't fit very well this week here. 54 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,879 We have sent a joint application to release due to business-critical conditions. 55 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,919 - We have a lot to do. - Have we? 56 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,319 - Petter, have you sent the application? - I gave it to Kai, and Kai posted it. 57 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,359 I put it right in the mail shelf. 58 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:14,039 - It is for in-mail. It is for outgoing mail. - Is there a difference between that and now? 59 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,599 - My lady is going to the South with her mother. - It fits absolutely brilliantly. 60 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:23,919 Should my two-year-old daughter be home alone, then? 61 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,199 - Yes, hello? - You must come now. 62 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,839 But...yeah I get to go out the back way. 63 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,239 Where did Øyvind become? 64 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,319 Is it possible to turn that light off? 65 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,319 - Come now! - Easy for you to say, that. 66 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,159 - What's wrong with him, huh? - Ovulation. 67 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,359 - Does Øyvind lay eggs? - No, Anne! 68 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:23,079 When she ovulates, must he hurry home. 69 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,359 Oh, so they… 70 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,359 Now, while we stand here? 71 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,599 Then I would have gotten really nervous. 72 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,199 Does anyone have a flashlight? 73 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:49,599 Now we have to arrange the electrical. There could be a fire and stuff. 74 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:54,719 What are you going to do with a flashlight? I thought you wanted it dark, me. 75 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:03,919 - Now you can come again! - the lie? We don't have... 76 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:08,479 - We can do it, if we are quick. - Now you can come! 77 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,359 That's what they all say! 78 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,799 52. 79 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,799 Anne is so ready to have children... 80 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,799 - There is a lot of trouble with children, and - I think we say 58. 81 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,919 But no matter how hard we try, she won't get pregnant. 82 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,759 - Boots. - No, thanks. 83 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,599 Have you tried it with your legs? up the wall afterwards? 84 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,799 Hers, that is. Not yours. 85 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:47,199 - Maybe something wrong with her? - Do you have roe in the bag, Øyvind? 86 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:52,239 No... No! I have a claim to to talk to a doctor. 87 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,199 - Hi, was going to talk to the doctor. - Yes, I'm the doctor. 88 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:02,239 - Are you the doctor? - Does it bother you that I'm a woman? 89 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,519 No, that's your problem. 90 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,839 So, what's wrong with you, then? 91 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,759 - Come in. - You have two minutes, right? 92 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:23,479 - I'll call you back. - There is something wrong with our applications. 93 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,759 Rock and roll! 94 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,999 - You are a pacifist? - Yes. 95 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:34,199 Now are new times here at HV. Now you must enter. 96 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,799 - If someone tried to rape your wife, then? - I'm not married. 97 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,399 Just needs a little light. Fine. 98 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:44,239 Look at my finger. Upwards. Downward. 99 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,279 - And away again. - Keep it calm, then! 100 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:53,479 I have to be a nanny. For my daughter. I don't have time to be on the ropes now. 101 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,919 Have so much to do at the workshop. 102 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,959 - The gods forbid me to carry weapons. - But Buddhism has no gods. 103 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,599 Oh shit. Did I say Buddhist? 104 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:10,319 Sterile? I sterile? I have never been sterile before. 105 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:15,639 - Your mother, then? - My mother? She is 82 years old, that is. 106 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,679 Yeah, yeah. But a sperm sample. 107 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,919 Shall I fill that glass ... with ...? 108 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:27,039 Experimenting with raping his mother? Are you stone hoe crazy or not? 109 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,439 No, now... 110 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,199 I think it is... bad question. 111 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,199 I'm a pacifist, you psycho bastard! 112 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,559 Let me go, you bastard. Take him! 113 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,519 After all, nannying is not a disease. 114 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,479 But I see a lot bad in one eye. 115 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,159 Isn't there something...? 116 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,319 Dust. 117 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,799 But you are from Fredrikstad? Then you are fit for battle! 118 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:03,159 This should go well. Be so good. 119 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:14,159 - Consider it a week's vacation. - I have to stab, guys. 120 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,839 - Just salad? - I'm losing weight. 121 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,679 - The doctor said I'm sterile. - Maybe. 122 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:35,319 You don't become sterile like that without further ado... Is sterility hereditary? 123 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:40,839 - Were your parents sterile, then? - Maybe he is adopted. 124 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:48,719 - Where will Petter be? - It's typical that he doesn't keep time. 125 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:21,079 Cohabiting bachelors, with children. That's what he is. 126 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,359 Mom... 127 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,399 Hi, Dad. 128 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:33,719 Now you take good care! You are actually a family man. 129 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,959 Unmarried family man. We won't take it now... 130 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,999 If it were up to me, then we never take it. 131 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,159 Mom! 132 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,199 - Will you arrange it here, Petter? - Of course. 133 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,359 Can I have a treat? Have it. 134 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,159 - It's going well. - Have it. 135 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,119 Where did you get it those boots from, Petter? 136 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,919 Now we have to hurry. 137 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,399 Will find someone who I can look after you in the meantime. 138 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,279 - Good day, soldiers! - Good day, Flag Commander! 139 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:12,119 Admirals. Generals. Ladies and gentlemen. 140 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,919 He is a decorated hero from several operations worldwide. 141 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:21,759 It is my honor to introduce a true sailor and excellent officer. 142 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,359 Fleet Admiral Leroy Burnett. 143 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:43,399 The actual target with an army is peace. 144 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:48,399 But to achieve that, we must be ready to meet our enemies with strength. 145 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:54,119 When I look at you today, I would say ... that we have that strength. 146 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,199 The main goal for the Norwegian forces - 147 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,479 - is to ingest the US headquarters - 148 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,999 - on the old one the shipyard at Kråkerøy. 149 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,439 Their goal will be our flag. 150 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:18,119 The flag raised on lwo Jima, and which has been our fleet's banner ever since. 151 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,359 Would have been something to have in EdGarasjen, it. 152 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,999 Usually we like Americans to see ourselves as the kind. 153 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,199 But this time we will play the role of the bad guys. 154 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:34,279 Of course this will become difficult for us. 155 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:43,199 I hereby declare Operation Battering Ram for opened. 156 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,879 Let the exercise begin. 157 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:04,599 - Even the ladies are tougher than us. - Don't understand what they want with us. 158 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,199 They need someone for cannon fodder. 159 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,359 Now the visiting hours are over, the child must go home to his mother. 160 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:18,599 Øyvind? Don't you think Anne thinks so is it nice to look after her? 161 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,839 Get some exercise. You're going to make babies and stuff. 162 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:29,079 Is there something she's wondering about? then she can always call Laila. 163 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:34,599 No, I think we're screwing it up. Come to me, you. 164 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,399 No need to call Laila, you know. 165 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,919 Oh! There I shall lie. 166 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,079 Be quiet. She has fallen asleep. 167 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:55,199 - I'll lie there. - Is it a good idea with that body, then? 168 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,239 I've slimmed down, that is. 169 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:08,039 Sharpen yourself! I'm going to bed on top of you, if you don't float. 170 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,759 Now we talk. 171 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:25,359 Is it possible! Worse than this it can't be. 172 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:05,199 Up with you, slacker! Feet on the floor! 173 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,599 - Uncle Edgar? - What are you doing here? 174 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,599 So nice to see you. Weekend! 175 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,319 It's the boys, right! 176 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,119 So nice to see that you don't is still mad at us, Helge. 177 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:26,279 You missed the WC final, because of that of us. You don't remember that, do you? 178 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,799 - Where have you been? - Piss the piss out of the dick. 179 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,999 Weekend? 180 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:51,199 Do you see it? That means you title me with ensign. I am their boss. 181 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:56,319 In the future, it will be me who rules over you. 182 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,319 Seven eleven! Twenty four seven. 183 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,199 Really sorry for what happened in Germany, Helge ... er, Ensign. 184 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:14,479 - Yes, we regret that terribly. - You're not mad about it yet? 185 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,679 Nope. 186 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,079 Damn, damn. 187 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:25,199 Thanks to you guys I had to go on my own legs from Germany to Oslo! 188 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:29,679 - Those are the ones you usually go for. - What did you say? 189 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,919 - Where has Mie gone, huh? - The kindergarten. 190 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,159 Phew! Hush. Scrub! 191 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,639 Don't have any kindergarten place she, right? 192 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,159 Who are you then, little friend? 193 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:06,159 I don't wash this shit. 194 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,159 Do you think I go on the old one there, right? 195 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,159 This is chocolate. 196 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:33,799 - Ensign? The soldiers are going to practice. - Sorry, Major. 197 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:39,039 Die! That with the exercise. Is the thing to take the flag? Is the war over then? 198 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,159 - Correct. - So can we go home then? 199 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,159 Yes. 200 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:53,159 Edgar! Look to get your finger out, then. 201 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,599 - Nice car. Sixty-seven? - Yeah. 202 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,999 - Are you having some problems with the engine? - No. 203 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,839 I think I heard something when you let off the gas. 204 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:30,199 - Excuse me? - I would check it if I were you. 205 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:36,479 Fifty of the best mechanics in the United States Navy looking after her. 206 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,679 I think she'll be fine. 207 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:45,159 How about greeting superiors officers, Private ... Fredriksen? 208 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,159 I would still check it out. 209 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,839 Quay! Don't you get nervous of all that noise? 210 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,079 Can't hear what you're saying. Noises too much. It makes me very nervous. 211 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,039 Up with the tent! 212 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,319 Pace! Up with it! 213 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,599 - Are you going to live with us? - Of course. 214 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,759 An officer never leaves his men in battle. 215 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,599 At least here it is no one is going to find us. 216 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,359 Hallelujah. 217 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,519 Hoooood! 218 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,599 Hold! Friend or fi...? 219 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,279 Pizza. 220 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,599 What is this? 221 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,279 Parma ham and parmesan. 222 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,879 Damn! They overturned. 223 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:46,079 It's probably not up late into the night rather? 224 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,599 - What's on that one, then? - Parma ham and parmesan. 225 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,279 Kindergarten, Petter. Kindergarten! 226 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:06,279 - Sleeping or not? - Like a youngster. Total bullshit. 227 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,679 I can't go on like this. Do you think Kari could have had her? 228 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:21,199 Doubts. Then you must have a damn good reason. 229 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:25,119 We can't hold on We prefer that way, Petter. 230 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,759 - Bad conscience, huh? - Bad advice. 231 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,479 Hi Mie. 232 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,719 Are you awake, then? Can't you sleep? 233 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:15,359 - Dad, then? - Dad just sleeps. 234 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:21,199 - Longing for mom. - Petter, you have to change her. 235 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:26,359 - You have to change your baby girl. - Wait until tomorrow. She's not going anywhere. 236 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,639 Sharpen yourself. Is she just trouble? 237 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:40,639 One day it's you who's bothering you her. You get to enjoy it while you can. 238 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:29,919 - Help me out, guys. - Now you've got a job, Petter. 239 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,119 Like that, yes. 240 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,759 Now we're going to kindergarten, you know. It will be fun. 241 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:13,279 - Fuck you, Kai. You could have left it out. - I haven't let go of anything. 242 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:20,639 - Have you pooped on yourself, haven't you? - What are you preaching about? 243 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,919 It smells very bad in here. Do you notice it? 244 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,119 No. 245 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,599 Where have you been? 246 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,799 - Out! Where have you been? - Secret mission. 247 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:02,039 - What was it all about? - I guess I can't say that. 248 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,199 No. As far as true, that. 249 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,999 This operation is led from our S.O.C. 250 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,599 Marine hunters will ensure C.R.C. Måkerø. 251 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,479 Navy frigates will patrol the entrance to Fredrikstad. 252 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:25,199 Jet Falcon and Orion will supply us with real-time monitoring data. 253 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,599 Naval combat forces will secure Rauer Fort. 254 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,199 Fi has in addition occupied a radar station. 255 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:40,199 It is absolutely essential that we take this back before we enter Phase 2. 256 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:45,799 The mission is carried out by a hunter squad which is dropped from a nearby C-1 30- 257 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,599 - under the leadership of Ensign Halvorsen. 258 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,759 Question? 259 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,359 Take action! 260 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:05,599 - New crew, huh? - Yes. There were bets in the mass. 261 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,359 I lost. Come on guys. 262 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,199 Let's go straight to Værste and take the flag. 263 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,599 This is a partial goal. And we don't question orders. 264 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:35,999 - Do we have to take the intermediate goal before we get to take the flag? - Yes. All other teams also have intermediate goals 265 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,999 And if we don't take the intermediate goal? 266 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,159 Then we have to start over. 267 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,279 Come on guys! 268 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:56,119 - Fuck it. This is going to be fun, you guys! - Fredriksen! Get out. Join us. 269 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,919 What is it now, then? 270 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,359 - Sir! They have found him. - Okay. 271 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:38,159 Have I done something? I can explain it with Mie. And the hole in the fence was there. 272 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,199 And I can explain it with the tank, the keys were in it. 273 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,039 I can fill up with diesel. 274 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,159 Are you psychic or just a damn good mechanic? 275 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:21,399 I drive on the roads in Fredrikstad, the weather is nice, I'm in a good mood, - 276 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,199 - and she paints like a tiger. 277 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,199 I drive her up in 4000 revolutions, and then bang! 278 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,519 - Armageddon. - Yes. 279 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,199 - Just as you predicted. - Nice car... 280 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,559 She is not "nice". She is magnificent. 281 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:44,719 - I take her everywhere. - Then you have a nice boss. 282 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,359 Well ... We trade him out every four or eight years. 283 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,839 Wrench! 284 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,199 I think he needs a wrench. 285 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,399 She's Norwegian, you see. 286 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,919 - not quite. My grandfather was from Bodø. - Bodø, yes. 287 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,199 She speaks Norwegian. Say that sentence again. 288 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,399 - No... - Yeah, come on. 289 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,639 There are only a few words I picked up. Take me now into the feske-fetta! 290 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,119 This horse cock of a dirty herring the hell is not used. 291 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,359 - She's good, isn't she? - Yeah... 292 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,159 - Do you know what that means? - Something with fish... 293 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,799 Something he used to say, as a praise. Promised to be this big fish! 294 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,359 Lie down, down! Down on the ground. 295 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,159 Secure the area! 296 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,159 Freeze, motherfuckers! 297 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,359 You can try now. 298 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:14,199 Aren't you supposed to be the best mechanics in the world? 299 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,399 - You are good at this. - Yes, I know that. 300 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,519 - Sir? The Norwegians won the first round. - What? 301 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,599 Your team must have managed without you. 302 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,079 I owe you one. Invite him to the party. 303 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:33,839 But sir...the guest list is full. 304 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,399 Look here, 'a. 305 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,799 The fool. 306 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,119 - You should have seen it when I fixed the car. - We know Americans in Fredrikstad, you know. 307 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,799 What are you doing here? You will lie down and be hurt. 308 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:57,799 - And you... You have a head injury. - That's what I've always said. 309 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,999 - We'll fix that radar thing, then. - Don't even notice you were gone. 310 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,879 - Øyvind arranged the whole thing. - Didn't think you had any gunpowder. 311 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:12,119 - What do you mean by that? - Thinking about a donor? Such a sperm bank? 312 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,599 - It's almost like donating blood. - Can everyone...? 313 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,999 - No, they are very careful with the selection. - I don't think so. 314 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,999 Heard someone got donor sperm like that and had a Chinese child. 315 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:31,759 - You can't fix the donor yourself, then? - Yes, imagine if you got a special ping. 316 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,279 Oh, my God! 317 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,919 - Was going to pick up my daughter. - Are you doing well, aren't you? 318 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,599 Huh? 319 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,279 - Dad? - Oh, yes... 320 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,759 EdGarage. No, it probably won't work, because the guys are on the ropes. 321 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,279 Okay, hi. 322 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,399 No, but Mie! 323 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,199 What are you doing here? 324 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,479 - What are you saying? - Come on. 325 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,279 What is that something? 326 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,279 - Peter! What has happened? - It's going well. I can manage. 327 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,199 - But you are... - It will pass. 328 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,919 Being in the military is tough. 329 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:48,199 Could you take Mie for me, do you think? Just until I come to myself. 330 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:53,279 - Of course. But can I look at you. - No, no. Aww! 331 00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,999 Makeup. It was poorly done. Now you really scared me. 332 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,959 Excuse me. I am absolutely desperate. 333 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:10,599 I have to change her diaper in the alley, and sneak her into the tent to sleep… 334 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,199 You only have yourself to thank. 335 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:20,599 - I can't go on like this. - You can't? What about Mie? 336 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:26,199 And tonight, we have something like that over there... ... night maneuver. 337 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,999 Right. I can look after Mie. Until tomorrow early, when I open the shop. 338 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:36,159 - But not because of you. - No, no. Thank you very much, Kari. 339 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:41,519 That's nice, then. And Laila... 340 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:47,519 I'm not going to call Laila. But about she calls me, then I'm not lying. 341 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,199 And that night maneuver... 342 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:57,039 It's that party at Phønix, isn't it? Like half the government is going on. 343 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,199 I have gotten to know the American who is in charge of the entire exercise. 344 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,879 If I explain the situation to him, so maybe I'll skip the whole shit. 345 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,079 - But you'll be here tomorrow morning. - Yes, yes. 346 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:13,639 Then you shouldn't be nanny more. Right? 347 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,159 Have at it, Mie. 348 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,159 Sensitive, have you done it? 349 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:36,199 Great difficulties have arisen during the exercises in Eastern Norway. 350 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,199 An alien vessel may have entered Fredrikstad. 351 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,359 - Gosh. How nice you must be, then! - Thank you. Bought it today at KappAhl. 352 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,759 - I've never seen you so beautiful before, me. - Shouldn't we find a donor, then? 353 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,199 - Yeah. - Now we have finished discussing it. 354 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,999 Jeez, she's not coming to have for a long time. 355 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,999 And now you're going on officer's ball to get a donor? 356 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,479 You are like your father. Took two years to make you. 357 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:14,359 - You've never been happy with me, you. - Do I have a reason for that, then? 358 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:19,759 - Are you talking to yourself again? - Er... no. 359 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,759 We have to go. 360 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,239 Hello! Have fun at the party, then. 361 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:49,079 What is this? It's me that goes beyond if you try to sneak in. 362 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:53,399 It's the worst thing I've ever been a part of. Sorry. These are my men. 363 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,399 Hello, Petter. 364 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,599 - Hey, Burnett. - Good to see you. 365 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,599 - Who are these guys? - My buddies. 366 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,239 - Oh. They're with me. - Come on, guys. 367 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,239 What about him? 368 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,239 Yes. 369 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:46,239 - So, how do you like Fredrikstad? - Very good. I was born and raised here. 370 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,679 - Come on 'a. - Commander. Admiral. 371 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:58,239 Nice to see you. Hey Nick! A long time ago. 372 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,999 - Say hello to Fredriksen. - Peter. 373 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,839 - What do you do for a living? - I...uh... 374 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,359 Shadow bite? I understand. 375 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,159 There was quite a bit to choose from here. 376 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,399 - A game of billiards, Petter? - I'm preparing the meeting, sir. 377 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,119 Do you have children? 378 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,399 One. Why do you ask? 379 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,399 Just trying to keep a conversation going. 380 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,399 But it isn't just-just having kids, you know. 381 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,199 You're a nice guy. I like you. 382 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,199 I like you too... 383 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,199 But I... I don't like... 384 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:16,599 But not like that. I don't like men, I mean. 385 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,999 - You are married, right? - Yes, or what do you call it... 386 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:27,359 - Living together without being married... - If she's pretty, it's called sin and shame. 387 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,199 What about him, then? 388 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,759 He is way too tall. 389 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,359 What about him, then? 390 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,799 No, be serious, then. 391 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:52,599 - You have a lot of gold there. - Yes, but this one is the most precious. 392 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,599 Wouldn't change it for all medals in the world. 393 00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:02,759 My boyfriend wants us to get married, but I'm at work all the time. 394 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:11,559 You're afraid of commitment, aren't you? But you love her? 395 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,159 Yes. 396 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:18,199 If it's important to her, should it be important to you. 397 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,119 You have to ask. Otherwise he thinks I'm checking him out. 398 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,839 I'm just going to sleep with him. 399 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,679 - Admiral. The Prime Minister is waiting. - Fine. 400 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,599 Marry that girl. 401 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,599 Admiral. If we manage to take that flag tomorrow... 402 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,959 If you manage to take that flag, can you keep it. 403 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:11,759 How can you ask me about it in front of my wife? 404 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:19,679 This is really difficult, then. Maybe we should find someone we know? 405 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,359 So... 406 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,359 Peter. 407 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,999 - The things we talked about? - What then? 408 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,959 So ... the problem for Anne and me. 409 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:50,199 We would like to that you should be the one to do it. 410 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,999 I can always do that. I'll arrange everything. 411 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,279 Great, then. 412 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:05,359 He said yes, he. Without even thinking about it. 413 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:22,759 Excuse me. Are you the one asking? other men about sleeping with your wife? 414 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:30,159 - Is this your wife? - No, uh ... Sambo ... Sambo! 415 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,879 What? 416 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,799 - What did you call me? - That's what we say in Norway. Mate! 417 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:46,639 Cohabitation is not prohibited in Norway. But it should have been. 418 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,919 There are far too many cohabitants here now. When girls get married they must be white. 419 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,919 What I meant to say was… 420 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,359 Hello. 421 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,919 Motherfuckers... 422 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,119 - What is cohabitant in English? - not a partner, at least. 423 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,439 - That's one of the worst things you can say. - What's the worst, then? 424 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,599 Negro. 425 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:05,159 They must think that everyone here is racist. You are putting us to shame with such talk. 426 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:14,599 - Understandably he was pissed off. - He is from America. 427 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,799 So then it's called African-American. Just as we say Norwegian-Pakistani. 428 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:24,759 I'm just saying stand. But are they from Fredrikstad, I say Fredrikstaner. 429 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:51,399 Can you have her one more night? I didn't get to talk to the admiral. 430 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,199 - When we get the flag, it's over. - I won't go on it again! 431 00:48:55,360 --> 00:49:00,759 - Ouch! It's not makeup! - I know it, it's in the newspaper! 432 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:14,119 - Have you decorated her? - Can't wear the same clothes. 433 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,799 - She is in the field, after all. - Right. 434 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,679 One more day. But then you're doing me a favor. 435 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,599 Anne needs new fuses... 436 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:30,359 Oh, the electrical stuff. Gotta take it too. I need to get the toolbox. 437 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,519 Have at it, Mie. 438 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:46,999 - Anne? Hello. Are you at home now? - Yes. How that? 439 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:51,759 That with Øyvind. I'll be there in fifteen minutes. 440 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,399 But... 441 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:09,279 Hi, it's me. Petter called and said he will come over now. 442 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,359 Now? I have not... 443 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:17,759 Just have to sort myself out. Don't have time to talk more. Okay? Have it. 444 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,599 Don't sleep with Anne... "Wait, come on, don't sleep with Anne." 445 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,759 Not: "Don't wait, come, sleep with Anne..." 446 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,999 The point is that I have made an agreement with a friend about sleeping with my lady. 447 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,799 It's no use, because I'm here. And I'll be out there. 448 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,599 I won't watch, but he can lie down with her without me being there. 449 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,359 And I will be there. Don't want to be there like that, but... 450 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,599 Then it's just a matter of getting started, then. 451 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,599 I got some fuses from Kari and. 452 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:35,199 You don't like staying in the dark, do you? you rather? Is it in here, right? 453 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:40,119 Perfect, can change uniform in the same suit. 454 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,999 You've had some bumps in here, haven't you? 455 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,199 Tell him too, he is the one who decides. 456 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,199 I must get out of here, for I have prayed a friend about sleeping with my lady. 457 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,199 But that won't work, because I'm here. 458 00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:01,039 It was important for Øyvind to get it done. Doesn't work when Laila is at home, you know. 459 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,239 No... 460 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,359 He is on his way out now, without me being there. 461 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,719 - Does it work when you have the light on or off? - I guess it's mostly on...? 462 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,799 What was that? 463 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:27,399 It must be charged. There is nothing wrong with it now, and then we get no pleasure from it. 464 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,199 Do you want a double whammy? in toer'n or? 465 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:36,479 - Is it necessary, then? - It's just for warming up. 466 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,519 Peter. Don't sleep with Anne. Wait for me. 467 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,799 It's my boyfriend... 468 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,199 Petter will sleep with her. I'm afraid he will come too soon. 469 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:52,359 And if he comes too soon, before she's ready... and I'm not there... 470 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,319 I jump off the turn, me. 471 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,439 It lasts a while. 472 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,199 Done everything? I tried to call for you to wait. 473 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,959 Is there any point in waiting for that, eh? 474 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,799 - She's turned off. - Did it go well, didn't it? 475 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,959 Tools are half the job, you know. 476 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:43,079 But... She should give up with that drinking. 477 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,999 - Come on, we have to run. - The drinking? 478 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:51,199 Did the same with Edgar's sister. Kept on for several hours. 479 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:55,199 Almost got burns. It was tiring, that is. 480 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,759 Petter, we don't discuss this more now. 481 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:08,159 You, Edgar. Smoking is prohibited here. 482 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,319 Over there, yes. 483 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:30,999 Where have you been? Has he done something wrong again now? 484 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,359 - Fuck it. Let's take that flag. - No. 485 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,359 We are waiting for orders over the radio. We have a new listening time in two hours. 486 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:43,479 - Listening time? - We don't know where the others are. 487 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:48,879 Surely glad to get rid of us. But we know where we're going. Let's go. 488 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,159 I protest! 489 00:54:54,800 --> 00:55:00,559 Weekend. You know none of the big ones the boys have been waiting for others. 490 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:08,239 Management, it doesn't matter about being led, but leading. 491 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,399 About initiative. And courage. 492 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:16,239 Courage you know, that's the material of which heroes are made. 493 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,079 - Have you seen Gladiator? - Yes. It's cool. 494 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:27,199 Then the emperor is worried about what that happens to the Roman Empire when he dies. 495 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,199 Then he asked the Gladiator about he wanted to be emperor. 496 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:35,479 You remember that? And that he didn't want to. 497 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,479 Then the Emperor said; 'That's exactly why you have to do it.' 498 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,599 Okay. We're leaving! It's an order. 499 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,439 - How do you know where we are going? - Han Kai is an insider here. 500 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,079 To the left here! 501 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:27,879 - That gate has never been there before. - The military has never been here before. 502 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,239 - It's right over there. - l the binoculars, yes. 503 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,439 - Hello, Laila. - Hello. What are you doing? 504 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:50,799 - We are out on a trip. - So delicious. Can I talk to Mie for a bit? 505 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,599 - She's sleeping. - So strange. 506 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,199 I was just talking to Kari, and she had Mie on his lap. l EdGarasjen. 507 00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:02,199 But is it you who lies, then I feel very sorry for you. 508 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:07,559 I'm actually on my way home, so you can look forward to meeting me. 509 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,559 She hung up of course. 510 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:18,119 - How are we going to get that gate up? - no problem. See what Karsten found. 511 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:23,159 In five minutes we'll be done with the entire exercise. Then it's home. 512 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:57,039 Up here, Petter. That back road here nobody knows about. 513 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,839 Now we have to hurry boys. 514 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,759 - Imagine if they think we are terrorists! - Clearly which country we come from. 515 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:22,559 - You stay here and take pictures. - You're a bit crazy, that is. 516 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,599 - Someone took our flag? - Yes, sir. 517 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,639 You fuck. 518 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,279 You? 519 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:54,599 What's the deal with the letters? 520 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,999 - Cute. - The Americans have the fuse. 521 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:08,159 - They didn't count on our navy hunters. - They are not ours. 522 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,879 - You guys? - Hællæ. 523 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,999 2 hours left until seppuku impact. 524 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:32,679 You? Now I'm really impressed. You have even managed to fool the security guys. 525 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,479 It would have gone better if we let a bunch guys from Fredrikstad lead the U .S. Navy. 526 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,999 The flag. 527 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,999 Oh! You promised we could keep the flag. 528 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:56,039 A promise is a promise. Unlock the handcuffs and let them go home. 529 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,199 Sorry, sir. It didn't work. 530 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:08,199 - What about the turbo guys from SAAB? - Negative, sir. 531 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,799 - What about Munich? - They are unavailable. 532 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,599 Burnett. 533 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,039 Keep the flag. We needed it just to get us home. 534 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:25,959 Petter, you are an honorable fellow. Thanks. Go home. 535 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,999 All right ladies and gentlemen, Are you saying we don't have more options? 536 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,919 It was supposed to hang behind the dragster there. 537 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,879 Is there no one here that can start an engine? 538 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,199 Stop! 539 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:46,079 - Petter, do you know anything about turbines? - not much. 540 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,159 Are you thinking about impulse or reaction turbines? 541 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,959 - You know, Pelton wheels or Laval. - lmpulse turbine? It is for hydropower. 542 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,559 - It is a heavy steam engine. - But steam is water. 543 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:01,639 - But when it reaches the boiling point. - Partial or reaction is the same. 544 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,599 I've said it before, Petter... 545 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,439 Alright! Come with me. 546 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,439 This is the USS Alamo. The pride of the US Navy. 547 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,999 She crashed three days ago, and we had to drag her in here. 548 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,759 She is a strategic, nuclear-powered submarine. 549 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:31,119 A smart vessel. 550 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,879 She has a KERN 300 Mark 4, the world's fastest computer. 551 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,519 But her mainframe is on the highest alert. 552 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:45,639 We think that she reacts like if she is taken over by the enemy. 553 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,839 We try to convince her on the contrary, - 554 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:53,639 - but as long as her heart doesn't beat, is she like a patient in a coma. 555 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:01,519 We try to communicate with her, but is stopped by our own firewalls. 556 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,919 We need to get the main engine started before she will listen to us. 557 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:09,879 She doesn't listen to me. So I just wait until she has calmed down. 558 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,039 We can't wait. She has started the countdown to self-destruction. 559 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,839 It has a suicide missile. 560 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:26,639 We call it a seppuku missile. A Japanese word for ritual suicide. 561 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,519 If the samurai were taken by the enemy, did they commit suicide - 562 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,439 - to prevent the enemy turned them against their friends. 563 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:39,439 She believes that she is in the hands of the enemy, so she will fire the seppuku missile. 564 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:45,399 Then she will fire the other missiles against Korea, Beijing, Kabul, Baghdad... 565 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:52,079 The whole stew. So will the seppuku turn around and come back - 566 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,079 - to destroy the submarine. Boom! 567 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,679 - What a rubbish idea. - The USS Alamo is a prototype. 568 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,679 We probably won't use it the seppuku on the next models. 569 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,239 Sir! The White House. 570 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,679 - Did you say boom? - Boom. Hello? 571 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,679 Seppuku is a small, nuclear missile. 572 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:16,279 The explosion will destroy everything within a radius of one kilometer. 573 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,279 Yes. I'm short on time. 574 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,879 The radiation will destroy all life within a radius of 20 km. 575 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:27,399 We have two hours to save Fredrikstad. If not, get us as far away as possible. 576 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,879 2 hours to seppuku impact. 577 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:34,439 How did it stop? The submarine, that is. 578 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,879 We found this in the cooling system. 579 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:44,279 If only people knew what kind of damage garbage like this can cause. 580 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:49,079 Here I have every genius from MIT, Harvard, Berkeley and Silicon Valley. 581 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,679 They can hack their way in backwards in a toaster in Moscow, - 582 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:58,839 - but they don't understand each other good, old-fashioned turbine engine. 583 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,439 What do you say, Petter? You are our only hope. 584 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:14,279 Now we're going to fuck me get that cart started! 585 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,679 Huh? 586 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:20,839 - Now we're going to start the muck! - I understood that. Get started on the muck. 587 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,279 Here is the Dagsrevyen with an extra shipment. 588 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:31,119 A wrecked American nuclear submarine - 589 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:36,279 - is now in the dry dock for repair formerly Fredrikstad Mech. Workshop. 590 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:40,559 The Norwegian authorities do not know - 591 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,279 - if the vessel is involved in the ongoing NATO exercise. 592 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,679 It is suggested that the sudden escalation of the exercise has been a cover operation 593 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,039 - to keep the submarine secret. 594 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:56,279 - Our reporter is on the spot. - Yes, we are standing by the old shipyard. 595 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,679 FMV, or Worst' as they say down here. 596 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:03,279 The entire area is cordoned off. 597 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:07,319 What we do know is that the Americans themselves unable to repair the submarine. 598 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:11,439 They have therefore engaged six local mechanics. 599 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:16,479 Erik Tandberg, expert in space travel and rocket technology, - 600 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:22,599 - the Americans themselves may have educated these experts secretly? 601 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,639 It is possible. 602 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:29,519 These six guys from Fredrikstad are not known in the Norwegian missile environment. 603 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:33,279 Guys, these suits are so-called Haz-mat suits. 604 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:36,079 It means hazardous material. 605 01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:41,079 They are specially made by the U .S. Navy for to protect against nuclear radiation. 606 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:45,279 In the suits there is an overprint which keeps contaminated particles out. 607 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,879 They must therefore be kept closed, otherwise the pressure leaks. 608 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,279 You have an exposure time in a maximum of six hours. 609 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,879 But haven't you done the work before that, are we still fucked, - 610 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:59,839 - and then it doesn't matter if the dick falls off. 611 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:05,999 For some reason it was full of press people here right after you arrived. 612 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,439 Someone must have alerted them. 613 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,999 You didn't call the thousand tip? 614 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:20,399 Sir. They are in the suits, and ready to enter the submarine. 615 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,599 Hurry up. 616 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:44,279 Hello, my girl. Are you here with Kari, then? 617 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,439 Yes. 618 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,839 Dad has been a little bit stupid. 619 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:56,919 I've been doing it so many things that are not important. 620 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,439 It's not like you're in a hurry. 621 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,439 You were supposed to be with me all my life. 622 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,479 And then suddenly dad realizes that... 623 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,439 Maybe your whole life is right now. 624 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:35,439 Dad promises he'll never say that some things are more important than you hereafter. 625 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,359 We have to go. 626 01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:01,359 Dad just has to do something first. 627 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,279 Dad. 628 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:29,519 - The admiral has great confidence in you. - I'm not doing this for the admiral. 629 01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,479 Come on again. 630 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:40,199 - The world's largest nuclear submarine, Kai. - How many atoms are there in it, do you think? 631 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:47,079 I don't need to be here. They are mechanics. I am a warrior. 632 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,119 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Sherwood Forest. 633 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,959 We have located the problem to near the heat exchanger. 634 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:59,319 We have sealed off the area to prevent radiation. 635 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:03,759 - What is this? - It's a Trident. 636 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,079 Atomic bomb. 637 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,439 After the airlock, you must manage yourselves. 638 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:15,479 The countdown is T minus 85. You stay here in case they need anything. 639 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,919 And don't smoke in here! 640 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,359 Good luck. 641 01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:40,119 - Shall we shower? - Pressure lock, Edgar. 642 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:48,039 Oh shit. 643 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,599 This is not similar on something we have been lost in before. 644 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,999 - Hurry up, then! - This is going to be tough, guys. 645 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,439 I'll take a walk. Checking things out. 646 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:12,959 Guys, now you are right under the missiles. Whatever you do, do little. 647 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,959 No wonder it doesn't get cooling, there is no pressure here. The pressure? 648 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,999 - It's 1 5. - She can tolerate a little more. 649 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,079 You can get some if I bypass this one. 650 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:42,479 - Yes, do it. - Is that a good idea, then? 651 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,599 - Will I get any reaction? 1 6 ... - Increase the pressure a little more. 652 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:50,319 17 ... 18. 653 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,919 I hope these guys know what they do. 654 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:57,519 - What does PSI stand for again? - The hoses can withstand much more. 655 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:02,119 They increase the pressure just below The Trident missiles. Make sure they are locked. 656 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,519 18.2 ... 1 8.4 ... 18.6 ... 657 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:10,079 - It's getting close to 20 now. - Isn't that very high? 658 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:14,279 There I see it. And now I think he is sitting. 659 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,319 Oh damn... 660 01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:20,519 Fire! Fire! 661 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:37,359 I get really nervous about these things. 662 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:41,919 Boys. It was a little too close. 663 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:48,039 - Petter, now it has started to leak here too. - I don't think this is where the problem lies. 664 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,479 - What do you mean, Petter? - Look here, 'ah! 665 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:55,399 Should not be hydraulic oil here. 666 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,239 Aha... 667 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,919 Yes sir. 668 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,999 We move up to the next preparedness level. The Pentagon does not want to take any more risks. 669 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,919 Evacuate all unnecessary personnel! 670 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:19,319 It doesn't seem like they trust these the guys. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea. 671 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,119 Do you see something? 672 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:23,919 Kai, come here with the light. 673 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:28,879 Look here, when we increased the pressure it leaked oil. I think the problem is somewhere else. 674 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:32,279 At least that's how it is with other engines. 675 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,439 Aha... 676 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:40,239 Guys! I think this is where the error is! 677 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,319 Peter, where are you? 678 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,919 We are at Defcon 1 now, sir. 679 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,439 - Øyvind! - Yes! 680 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,239 - I need some tools. - What then? 681 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,839 A heavy duty water pump pliers. 682 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,279 They move over in the next chamber. 683 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:07,799 Here it has gone a bullet hot ... or cold. 684 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,279 Here, Peter. 685 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:13,679 We have to kick-start the whole system. 686 01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,679 Now we should have a Turbinator like that. 687 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,719 - Are you stupid... - Are you crazy or not? 688 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:27,639 - It fits just right! - I would go for something else. 689 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,919 What would you try then, Øyvind? 690 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,439 Freddy, stab! 691 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,959 Check here. The turbinator is perfect. Plugging it into the system here... 692 01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,239 It will be like an electronic enema! 693 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,119 Boys. 694 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:47,439 We are evacuating everyone we can. 695 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:53,319 It's up to you. No one will blame you if you want to withdraw now. 696 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:56,319 You've come to the wrong place. 697 01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:59,279 I have to go to EdGarasjen. 698 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:05,159 I think I can fix it, we just need a part from EdGarasjen. 699 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:08,359 Things go better with Petter. 700 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,439 What do you need? Take the chopper. 701 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:29,559 I meant the helicopter! 702 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:36,359 - Are you that guy's superior? - Yes sir! 703 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,319 - You there. - Sir. 704 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,999 This officer is responsible for identification when he returns. 705 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:46,079 We don't need delays now. 706 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,039 I am responsible. 707 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:53,679 Do you hear what I'm saying, soldier? I am responsible! 708 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,239 Responsible. 709 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,879 The time has come, sir. 710 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:13,719 Initiate evacuation immediately. All personnel are asked to evacuate immediately! 711 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:18,479 Guys! 712 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,239 They evacuate the city. 713 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,639 Get me a drill! 714 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:34,799 Listen up: This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. 715 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:39,079 Yes, here in the Værste' area apparently things didn't quite go according to plan. 716 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:45,679 All unnecessary personnel are evacuated. The whole of Fredrikstad is evacuated. 717 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,679 And then we have to cancel the holiday ours because of him. 718 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,199 - The spouse of irresponsibility. - Mom... 719 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:55,319 Now you have complained all the way from Gothenburg. Can you take a break now? 720 01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:58,839 This is Radio Fredrikstad breaking off for an extraordinary news broadcast. 721 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:05,119 We have an important message for everyone who located in the Fredrikstad area ... 722 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:11,519 I can't bear to listen to that kind of thing. It is only negative. 723 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:17,759 Reports indicate that the submarine is equipped with a mechanism for self-destruction. 724 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:24,319 The explosion and the radiation will be able to lay waste to the whole of Fredrikstad. 725 01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:45,119 Is it worse to die here or to know that Anne has slept with her best friend? 726 01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:46,679 - Who is that, huh? - You. 727 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,399 I? It is very nice that you see me as your best friend. 728 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:55,319 - But what are you preaching about? - You went to bed with Anne, after all. 729 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:58,999 - When I got home and you were on your way out. - When I fixed the fuse box? 730 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:02,359 - The fuse box? - You were the one who asked me to. 731 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:06,679 I looked over the electrical system. Anne can confirm that. 732 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,959 I thought you... 733 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,519 Take it easy! Relax! 734 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,959 A nuclear-powered submarine has crashed, and is out of control. 735 01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:27,119 Six local mechanics from a workshop called EdGarasjen ... 736 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:33,799 ... EdGarasjen ... 737 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:37,079 ... after garbage got stuck in the submarine's cooling system. 738 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,359 Imagine that the world could end due to a gossip magazine... 739 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:44,559 Ironically, they seem to to be the world's only hope. 740 01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:49,599 The entire future of humanity rests on my shoulders. Or ours, then. 741 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:05,519 Mie, of course. Jess. 742 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:13,199 ... the whole city is evacuated because of the situation in Fredrikstad is very dramatic. 743 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:18,959 - don't hit so hard, then! - Where will Freddy go? 744 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:34,639 So many people! 745 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,239 Has there been a fight, or? 746 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:43,719 You must turn around, the whole city is being evacuated. 747 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,119 Layla! 748 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:10,279 There is now no turning back. You must leave the area. 749 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,359 Admiral! 750 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,919 - I'm listening, Petter. - Take my daughter away from here. 751 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:21,279 It's already arranged. Any more? 752 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:24,559 Edgar. I want you and Kari to take care of Mie. 753 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,639 If something happens to me, I want you looks after Mie until Laila comes home. 754 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:33,159 I work much better, if I know that Mie is safe with you. 755 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:38,199 Is there anything new about Freddy? 756 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:01,319 Petter, your daughter has leave the area. She is safe. 757 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,679 9 minutes to seppuku impact. 758 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:20,519 - Hello! You have no access here. - No, I have to go in there. 759 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:24,959 - Who is your superior? - Do you really have to talk to him? 760 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:30,519 - Ensign Halvorsen. - One moment. Bravo 3, calling security. 761 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:35,159 I'm in charge, guys. I am responsible. 762 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:41,959 - Yes, he's here. Sir, it's for you. - Halvorsen. 763 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,439 - Are you waiting for a private in a boat? - No! 764 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:50,759 He we wait for, went on a motorcycle. Don't let him in. 765 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,119 - It has been received. - I'm just going to deliver it here. 766 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:56,159 Bomb! 767 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,559 Hey, stop! 768 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,999 Stop! 769 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,239 Stop firing! 770 01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:27,079 Who the hell is that? 771 01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,319 Is it one of the guys? 772 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:43,999 10 ... 773 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,479 9 ... 8 ... 774 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:50,839 - She shoots up the seppuku. - 7 ... 775 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,399 6 ... 776 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,519 5 ... 777 01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,159 4 ... 778 01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,359 3 ... 779 01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:59,199 2 ... 780 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,879 1 ... 781 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:16,719 - God save us. - The fool. 782 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:27,359 - Why did you come that way? - I have, I'm coming now! 783 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,319 - Øyvind. Be careful. - Accept, then. 784 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:35,879 - Follow along, then. Here it is. - Do you have one? 785 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,479 Do you have one? 786 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,079 - Hell! Damn. - What are you doing now? 787 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,199 All missiles activated and ready for launch. 788 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:00,999 9 ... 789 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,159 8 ... 790 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,279 7 ... 791 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:07,159 6 ... 792 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:09,919 Be careful now. 793 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,919 - What the hell happened now? - Come on, the turbinator. 794 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:26,799 - You turned the whole crap off, didn't you? - I get really nervous about these things here. 795 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,879 Sir, she is communicating! 796 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,239 Disarm the missiles. 797 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:51,839 All missiles disabled. 798 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,919 There's Freddy, right! 799 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,999 Absolutely beautiful. 800 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,839 Just an ordinary day at EdGarasjen. 801 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:30,279 The good news: You have stopped the missiles and disarmed the seppuku. 802 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:34,759 The bad news is that it still is heading towards us at the speed of sound. 803 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,599 So... 804 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,879 Run. 805 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:51,159 Guys, what's going on down there? Answer me. 806 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:06,119 See! 807 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,519 Admiral. Now I want to see my daughter. 808 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:57,039 The cheering is absolutely enormous. This here is enthusiasm. 809 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:02,399 This is better than FFK, it's better than all the cup finals. 810 01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:06,359 This was Magnus Brenna-Lund, NRK, Fredrikstad ... 811 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,239 Here we are talking about an optical, homing system - 812 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:22,399 - programmed to hit below the water line. 813 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:26,199 And since the submarine was in dry dock, then the system probably got confused. 814 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,599 Anne! 815 01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:02,759 When Petter stopped by to sleep with him you, he didn't after all. 816 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:06,839 Because you were so drunk that he had to sort things out on your own. 817 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:38,519 Is it you who have Vault it or, Petter? 818 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,159 Will you marry me? 819 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,279 - Yes. With it? - Yes, it is 24 millimeters. 820 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:12,719 Wait! 821 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:18,759 The admiral wanted that you were supposed to get this. 822 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,599 This is Back control. 823 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:44,319 You're second in line, following an incoming Cessna. 824 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:48,799 This is Airforce One. We ask for permission to land at Rygge Airport. 825 01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:54,679 Airforce One! I repeat: if you are Airforce One then I am… 826 01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,159 Fat. 827 01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:26,759 But... where has she become... 828 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,639 Oh, Yes. 829 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,719 - There it was. - You found it, yes. 830 01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:52,679 Yes, outside at the reception. Someone has installed it. 831 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:59,919 - Change the plugs, right? - No, it wasn't necessary. 832 01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,559 Looks damn good, then. 833 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,799 Everyone is here. 834 01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:21,439 - Get yourself a new coffee maker. - That's what I said. 835 01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:30,239 Fyttekatta! Don't go in there. 836 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:33,999 Hi, I recognize you. 837 01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:38,919 You have given us a new proverb in Det Hvite House; "Things go better with Petter". 838 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:48,239 I know you're all wondering why we have a… 839 01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:50,639 Why we have a... 840 01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:53,639 ... nuclear submarine in the sea out here. 841 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:56,319 Because we want to keep peace in the world. 842 01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:59,799 Don't worry about world peace. That's my job. 843 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:02,919 And I don't worry about it. 844 01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:07,879 I have come here to thank you and tell me how much I appreciate you. 845 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:12,839 My Secret Service agent, O'Connor standing there... 846 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:16,839 She is Norwegian. She taught me a wonderful text - 847 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,639 - about a fisherman's love for fishing. 848 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:25,839 I would like to share it: Now take me into fishing… 849 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:33,239 Not? Then we're done. 850 01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:37,239 You must promise me to take care on the flag from lwo Jima right? 851 01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:41,679 - Mr. President, we give you this flag. - Yes, look at that... 852 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:44,999 Fredrikstad Football Club. 853 01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:48,439 - It's fantastic! - Mr. President, the photographer is ready. 854 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:52,279 How about a picture guys? Come on again. 855 01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,479 They have laid lawns here, yes. 856 01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:06,599 I don't want the world to believe You fixed this all by yourself. 857 01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:09,879 A little closer to each other. 858 01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,599 Welcome to the White House. 859 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:35,039 - Now you have to hurry, Petter. - Twelve millimeters! 860 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,239 Thank you, darling. 861 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:45,759 Get the cart out! 862 01:34:57,640 --> 01:35:01,239 It went better for the Norwegians today. And here we see why: 863 01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:05,239 A new crew member with slightly shorter legs.